today i was just walking and some guy was like ‘hey beautiful’ and as always, i ignored him, so he kept at it like ‘thanks? thanks? do i get a thank you? no thank you?’
like no dickbat you can get a fuck you though
dani and i are gonna start up a new superhero duo
starring me as megabitch and her as my partner, dani devito
House Week - Day 2: Favorite Female Character
Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive
Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you
LOL shoutout to Steph and Sam for acting like they made up the word “verkaiking” for willemijn fans and are therefore more entitled to it for some reason XOXO you’re v original
Never ever said we were the only people who came up with it. We HELPED come up with it.
Shout out to Jenn who is being ridiculous
wow i sure as hell hope you didn’t help come up with it because i thought of that word in the shower and i’d rather you weren’t in there with me
i have dreams i’m being cut open a lot, usually by a knife, being chased by another person. they don’t ever kill me but they do catch up with me and every time they do they leave another cut on me, and it does hurt and my skin does open up and have a very large wound in it. but the weird thing is that when it happens i’m sort of just like oh alright whatever and see the wound but just keep going with it
i wonder if it’s significant but my subconscious thinks about it a lot because i have had that dream more than once
broadway is more than theater. its more than belting songs. its more than phenomenal sets, or brilliant costumes. its more than intense choreography, or lengthy scripts.
broadway is about the story. the connection an actor makes with an audience member. the tear falling down your face after curtain.
broadway is about all the kids who would give up everything to be a part of it. who would risk their future for a spot on the stage.
broadway is life
honestly saying “youre a twig lets get some meat on those bones” is just as offensive and embarrassing as “youre fat, watch what you eat” may not seem like it but trust me
When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.
That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.
At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.
how to shade, with class.
Julie Andrews is the queen of everything